Trouble Adjusting

I walk into an empty room

I thought there'd be at least balloons

Girl looks at me says

Who the hell is she

I think I'm having trouble adjusting

I leave your house at 10AM

Shower and shave hairy armpits

I make some toast and go to work

Oh God it hurts trouble adjusting

How am I to do it again

If I can't recall how it was in the beginning

I was over there now I'm over here

Easy for you I'm still adjusting

More everyday strain no underwear

Went to the Laundromat but just stood and stared

I'm sorry Mom I've lived alone for so long

But I'm still having trouble adjusting

How am I to do it again

If I can't recall how it was in the beginning

I was over there now I'm over here

Easy for you I'm still adjusting

OK they say it will be

OK

**** this song is ****

They'll listen anyway

How am I to do it again

If I can't recall how it was in the beginning

I was over there now I'm over here

Easy for you I'm still adjusting

How am I to do it again

If I can't recall how it was in the beginning