Makin’ Whoopee

Another bride another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season another reason

To make whoopee

A lot of shoes a lot of rice

The groom is nervous uh he answers twice

It's really killin' the boy's so willin'

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest yeah

Where the roses cling

Picture that same sweet love nest

See what a year can bring

The boy's washin' dishes an' baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

Only five five thousand per

And some judge who thinks he's funny

Tells me I've got to pay six to her

I said now judge suppose I fail

The judge says son right on into jail

You better cheaper her I think it's cheaper