歌词
(章节I: 一个人与机器人相爱的奇妙之旅)
(Part I: The Man Who Married a Robot)
这是个关于孑然无依的人的故事
This is a story about a lonely, lonely man.
他住在一个空荡荡的房子里 在一条偏僻的街道上
He lived in a lonely house. On a lonely street.
是属于孤独世界的一部分
In a lonely part of the world.
但是 当然 他是有互联网的
But, of course, he had the internet.
正如你所知 互联网便是他唯一的朋友
The internet, as you know, was his friend
也可以说 是他最好的朋友
You could say, his best friend.
他们每天都会相互互动
They would play with each other every day,
观看人们做各种事情的视频
Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things
包括男女色情视频
Having *** with each other;
告诉人们什么是错误的
Informing people on what was wrong
关于他们本身和生活
With them and their life
在家里陪着年幼的孩童玩游戏
Playing games with young children at home
陪着他们的家人
With their parents
一天 这个名叫@SnowflakeSmasher86的男人
One day, the man — whose name was @SnowflakeSmasher86
向他的朋友 互联网
Turned to his friend, the internet,
问道：“互联网，你爱我吗？”
And he said, “Internet, do you love me?”
互联网看着他 说道：“
The internet looked at him and said,
当然 我非常爱你
“Yes. I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much
我是你最好的朋友 事实上
I am your best friend. In fact,
我如此爱你以至于我从未想过
I love you so much that I never, ever want us
我们会再次分离“
To be apart ever again ever’
“我也愿意那样啊，“ 男人回答道
‘I would like that,” said the man.
于是他们共同开启了一段与众不同的生活
And so they embarked on a life together.
无论男人走到哪里 都会带着他的朋友
Wherever the man went, he took his friend.
男人和互联网走遍了每一个地方
The man and the internet went everywhere together
当然除了互联网不能去的地方
Except of course the places where the internet could not go
他们去了乡下
They went to the countryside.
参加了些朋友孩子们的生日聚会
They went to birthday parties of the children
一些不太重要的朋友
Of some of his less important friends.
不同的国家 即使夜色已晚
Different countries. Even the moon.
当男人难过时
When the man got sad,
他朋友总有很多讨巧的方法让他感觉心里好受些
His friend had so many clever ways to make him feel better.
互联网会让他烹饪些家禽肉
He would get him cooked animals
并再次给他看些色情视频
And show him the people having *** again,
互联网总是满足男人的一切需求
And he would always, always agree with him.
这是男人最中意的一点
This one was the man’s favorite,
这也使他非常开心
And it made him very happy.
男人非常信任他的朋友
The man trusted his friend so much.
“我觉得我可以告诉你任何事情，”
“I feel like I could tell you anything,”
男人说道，在一个特别孤独的日子里
He said, on a particularly lonely day
“当然可以，你能告诉任何事情
“You can. You can tell me anything.
我可是你最好的朋友
I’m your best friend.
你对我说的任何事情都会严格地保守
Anything you say to me will stay strictly
在你和我之间“
Between you and the internet.”
接着男人履行了诺言 男人和他的朋友分享了一切
And so he did. The man shared everything with his friend
他所有的恐惧和欲望
All of his fears and desires;
他所有的爱 过去的和现在的
All of his loves, past and present;
他去过的和将要去的所有地方
All of the places he had been and was going,
还有他的照片
And pictures of his *****.
他会告诉自己
He would tell himself,
“人不能单靠面包维持生命的，还需要精神方面的需求。”
“Man does not live by bread alone.”
最后男人去了天堂
And then he died
在空荡荡的房子里
In his lonely house
在孤独的街道上
On the lonely street
在那个孤独的世界
In that lonely part of the world
但你任然可以继续访问他的Facebook(成为死者的纪念页)
You can go on his Facebook
(章节II: 真爱的主题)
(Part II: Love Theme)
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