Ain't No Trucks In Texas

There ain't no bar

On the edge of town

Ain't no guitar

With a lonely sound

There ain't no band

Playing that song

About some girl

That's been gone too long

There ain't no trucks in Texas

Ain't no football in the south

Ain't no bourbon in Kentucky

And I ain't drinking me some now

Ain't no stars in California

Memphis never had the blues

Oh there ain't no trucks in Texas

And I ain't missin' you

There ain't no phone

Sittin' by my drink

I don't hope it's you

Everytime it rings

I don't care where you are

I don't wish you'd turn around that car

I don't call your friends

I don't wanna know

I don't regret letting you go

And there ain't no trucks in Texas

Ain't no football in the south

Ain't no bourbon in Kentucky

I ain't drinkin' me some now

Ain't no stars in California

Memphis never had the blues

Oh there ain't no trucks in Texas

And I ain't missin' you

They don't get high in Colorado

Or party down in New Orleans

Ain't no losers out in Vegas

Ain't no jack in Tennessee

I ain't had me one too many

And if you believe that's true

Oh there ain't no trucks in Texas

And I ain't missin' you

I ain't missin' you

I ain't missin' you