Can’t Say I Ain’t Country

I wake up and get me a gas-station biscuit

Head to town, wash it down with some Mountain Dew

I end every day 'bout the same way

Clock out and go fish just to crack a few

Chicken in a bread pan picking out dough

Served cold with some 10-pound tail

It might be hillbilly to a lot of folks

But Lord knows I couldn't care less

You can say I'm a redneck

You can say you don't like my truck

You can say that I talk and I dress all funny

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say I drink too many longnecks

And my edges are a little too rough

You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday

But you, you can't say I ain't country

A pond water pool, spinner on a spool

A styrofoam full of tobacco spit

I got a small town crew, we make our own rules

I do what I do 'cause my daddy did

And you can say I'm a redneck

You can say you don't like my truck

You can say that I talk and I dress all funny

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say I drink too many longnecks

That my edges are a little too rough

You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say that the world's flat

You can say we never made it to the moon

You can say we all come from a bunch of monkeys

But you, you can't say I ain't country, no

You can say I'm a redneck

You can say you don't like my truck

You can say that I talk and I dress all funny

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say I drink too many longnecks

That my edges are a little too rough

You can call me a sinner 'cause I cuss on Sunday

But you, you can't say I ain't country

You can say what I'm smokin' on is kinda funky

But you, you can't say I ain't

You can't say I ain't country

No you can't

Oh no, you can't say I ain't country

That's right