Get That Man A Beer

Well, I heard they got married

And they bought a little place

He worked nights, and she worked days

And they had two mean kids

His old dog and her wandering eyes

Well, I heard she’s up to her old tricks again

She did what she did to me to him

And the whole town knew it

Hell, I guess I dodged a bullet

So if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia

There’s a dude with a Bulldogs tattoo

In the corner of the bar

With a scar on his left eye;

It's from a mean right hook of mine

He got my girl and a few good licks in

It broke my heart, but that was back then

And I figured out later,

Well, he might have did me a favor

So if you ever get that chance,

Won’t you get that man a beer?

I can see him there

And he’s sitting in the same ol' stool

That I broke in when she broke me in two

And looking back now, well, I reckon I owe him a round

So if you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia

There’s a dude with a Bulldogs tattoo

In the corner of the bar

With a scar on his left eye;

It's from a mean right hook of mine

He got my girl and a few good licks in

It broke my heart, but that was back then

And I figured out later,

Well, he might have did me a favor

So if you get that chance,

Won’t you get that man a beer?

If you find a dive down in Cartersville, Georgia

There’s a dude with a Bulldogs tattoo

In the corner of the bar

With a scar on his left eye;

It's from a mean right hook of mine

He got my girl and a few good licks in

It broke my heart, but that was back then

And I figured out later he might have did me a favor

So if you get that chance,

Won’t you get that man a beer?

Won't somebody get that man a beer?