Frontier Psychiatrist

"Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill today?"

"No, Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school."

"I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand. The Baltimore County School Board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system."

"Oh, Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!"

"I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer! It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane, sane, sane, sane"

That boy needs therapy

Psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Purely psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy

I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy

Rannygazoo, let's have a tune

Now when I count three

That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy

He was-he was white as a sheet

And he also made false teeth

Avalanche is above, business continues below

Did I ever tell you the story about

Cowboys, and m-midgets, and the Indians and fron-frontier psychiatrist?

I-I felt strangely hypnotised

I was in another world, a world of 20,000 girls

And milk and rectangles

To an optometrist!

The man with the golden eyeball

And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin

I promise my girlfriend I'd (play) the violin, violin, violin

Frontier psychiatrist

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Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist

Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier psychiatrist

That boy needs therapy

Psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Purely psychosomatic

That boy needs therapy

Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?

You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy

I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy

Rannygazoo, let's have a tune

Now when I count three

That, that, that, that, that boy, boy needs therapy

He was-he was white as a sheet

And he also made false teeth

Frontier psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks oth-other than a person?

A-a-a bird? Yeah

Sometimes a parrot talks

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Yes, some birds are funny when they talk

Can you think of anything else?

Um, a record, record, record, record?