Intro - intro

Hey all you kids out there, welcome to

Three Feet

High and Rising

Now, here's what we do the following contestants

How are you doing, contestants?

Alright, yo mama

So fellas, tell us a little bit about yourselves

Contestant number one

How ya doin',

Al? Just came all the way down from

WichitawJust to be on this show, you know it's gonna be swell

And I'm gonna win all the money, gonna win all the money, see ya

Alright, contestant number 2

Excuse me, um, my name is, um,

P.A. MaseI'm from

Australia and

I'm just glad to be here

Okay, contestant number 3

Hello, my name us, uh,

Plug One, and uh

Let me tell you a little bit about myself

I like Twizzlers and

I like the

Alligator

BobAnd my favorite drama movie is um

Bloodsucking

Freaks, just like your mama

Okay, contestant number 4

Hello, my name is

Prince Paul, and

I'm justGlad to be on the show, thank you

Okay now that we've met the contestants, let's get to the game

I'm going to ask an amount of four questions

And you will try to answer them correctly

Now, you out there in the audience can answer along with them

How many feathers are on a

Purdue chicken?

How many fibers are intertwined in a

Shredded Wheat biscuit?

What does

Touche et

Lele Pu mean?

How many times did the

Bat mobile catch a flat?

Now that we know the questions

We'll let the contestants think them over

And we'll return right after these messages