Why Don't You Get a Job?

My friend's got a girlfriend

and he hates that *****

He tells me every day

He says "man I really gotta lose my chic

In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass

He works his hands to the bone

To give her money every payday

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend

You gotta say:

I won't pay,I won't pay ya,no way

now now Why don't you get a job

Say no way,say no way ya,no way

now now Why don't you get a job

I guess all his money,well it isn't enough

To keep her bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money,well it isn't enough

Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay,I won't pay ya,no way

now now Why don't you get a job

Say no way,say no way ya,no way

now now Why don't you get a job

Well I guess it isn't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah

But hey man free rides just don't come along

every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now

My friend's got a boyfriend man she hates that ****

She tells me every day

He wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend

You gotta say:

I won't pay,I won't pay ya,no way

now now Why don't you get a job

Say no way,say no way ya,no way

now now Why don't you get a job

oh yeah

I won't give ya no money

I allways pay

now now Why don't you get a job

Say no way,say no way ya,no way

now now Why don't you get a

job!