O Kazakhstan

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world/

All other countries are run by little girls/

Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium/

Other countries have inferior potassium/

Kazakhstan home of ******* swimming pool./

Its length 30 meter, width six meter/

Filtration system a marvel to behold/

It remove 18% of human solid waste/

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place./

From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown./

Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan./

A very nosy people with bone in their brain./

Kazakhstan industry best in world./

We invented toffee and trouser pants./

Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region./

Except of course for Turkmenistan./

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place./

From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown./

Come grasp the mighty ***** of our leader./

From junction with the testes to tip of its face!/