Drunk On a Plane

I took 2 weeks vacation

for the honey moon

A couple tickets all inclusive

down in cancun

I couldn't get my money back so

I'm in seat 7A

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

I bet the feller on the aisle

thought I was crazy

Cause I taped your picture

To the seat back right beside me

Now I've got empty mini bottle

fillin' both our trays

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like the G6

Stewardess is somethin' ***y

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

We had this date marked

on the calendar forever

We'd take that new wed limo

to the airport ride together

I feel like a plastic groom

Alone up there on top of the cake

So hey, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6

Stewardess is somethin' ***y

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high, I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why, I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

On my way home

I'll bump this seat right up to first class

So I can drink that cheap

champagne out of a real glass

And when we land I'll call her up

and tell her 'Kiss my ass'

Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks of everybody

But the pilot, it's a party

Got this seven thirty-seven rockin' like a G6

Stewardess is something ***y

Leanin' pourin' coke and whiskey

Told her about my condition

Got a little mile-high flight attention

It's mardi gras

Up in the clouds

I'm up so high

I may never come down

I'll try anything to drown out the pain

They all know why

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

I'm gettin' drunk on a plane

I'm might be passed out

In the baggage claim

But right now, I'm drunk on a plane