Bust a Move

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Bust it

This here's a jam for all the fellas

Tryin' to do what those ladies tell us

Get shot down 'cause ya over zealous

Play hard to get, females get jealous

Okay smarty, go to a party

Girls are scantily clad and showin' body

A chick walks by, you wish you could sex her

But you're standin' on the wall like you was Poindexter

Next day's function, high class luncheon

Food is serverd, and you're stone-cold munchin'

Music comes on, people start to dance

But then you ate so much, you nearly split your pants

A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin'

Sits down next to you and starts talkin'

Says she wants to dance 'cause she likes the groove

So come on, fatso, and just bust a move

Just bust a move

You're on a mission and you're wishin'

Someone could cure your lonely condition

Lookin' for love in all the wrong places

No fine girls, just ugly faces

Some frustration, first inclination

Is to become a monk and leave the situation

But every dark tunnel has a light of hope

So don't hang yourself with a celibate rope

Your movie's showin', so you're goin'

Could care less about the five you're blowin'

Theater gets dark just to start the show

Then you spot a fine woman sittin' in your row

She's dressed in yellow, she says "Hello

Come sit next to me you fine fellow"

You run over there without a second to lose

And what comes next hey bust a move

Just bust a move

In the city, ladies look pretty

Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty

Tell a funny joke just to get some play

Then you try to make a move and she says, "No way"

Girls are fakin', goodness sakin'

They want the man who brings home the bacon

Got no money, and you got no car

Then you got no women, and there you are

Some girls are sadistic, materialistic

Lookin' for a man makes them opportunistic

They're lyin' on a beach perpetratin' a tan

So that a brother with the money can be their man

So on the beach you're strollin', real high rollin'

Everything you have is yours and not stolen

A girl runs up with somethin' to prove

So don't just stand there, bust a move

Just bust a move

Break it down for me, fellas

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry

In five days from now he's gonna marry

He's hopin' you can make it there if you can

'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man

You say "neato," check your libido

And roll to the church in your new tuxedo

The bride walks down just to start the weddin'

And there's one more girl you won't be gettin'

So you start thinkin' then you start blinkin'

A bride maid looks and thinks that you're winkin'

She thinks your kinda cute so she winks back

And now your feelin' really fine 'cause the girl is stacked

Reception's jumpin', bass is pumpin'

Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin'

Says she wants to dance to a different groove

Now you know what to do, G, bust a move

Just bust a move

Move it, boy