I Want to Be Evil

I've posed for pictures with

Iv'ry Soap, I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of **** (I've petted stray dogs, and

I never mope) My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender

But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender

I've been made Miss Reingold, though

I never touch beer, (I've been named

Miss Perseverance year after year,)

And I'm the person to whom they say, "Your sweet,

My Dear." The only etchings

I've seen have been behind glass,

And the closest I've been to a bar, is at ballet class.

Prim and proper, the girl who's never been cased,

I'm tired of being pure and not chased.

Like something that seeks it's level

I wanna go to the devil.

Refrain I wanna be evil,

I wanna spit tacks I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks

I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies

I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies