歌词
Let me tell a story about a boy named Brian
让我讲一个关于一个叫布莱恩（brian）的男孩的故事
This is not a fairy tale no
这不是童话故事
That's not what I'm implying
这不是我想暗示的
This is really not the type rhyme writing about flexing
这其实不是那种押韵的押韵诗
Got some bitches on the phone
有几个碧池的电话在手机里
But I'm really not replying type shit
但我真的不回复像这样类型的狗屎
With the click
和这个碧池
And we going out to get ourself a drink
我们一起出去喝一杯
To the fast lane might fucking
行驶在快车道就像
Bumpin' Lil Wayne feeling like we ain't got time to think
土包子Lil Wayne觉得我们没有时间思考
Cigarettes feeling like we be the kings
香烟的感觉就像我们是国王
Got to the party about 11:28
参加了11:28 的聚会
Went up to the bartender asking for some bombay
走到酒保问一些“黄麻（类似于大麻的兴奋剂）
No mixer straight up so you know I'm getting wasted
没有搅拌机直接搅拌, 所以你知道我正在挥霍
Then I realized I ain't bring my paper
然后我意识到我没有带烟纸
Mike nowhere to be seen feeling like I'm Charlie Sheen
麦克无处可寻，感觉就像我是查理·辛（在2011年染上艾滋病的一个美国演员）
Looking left and right panicking
看左, 看右很恐慌
Because now my glasses clean
因为现在我的酒杯很空
Talking to the bartender sorry sir I'm just a teen
跟酒保说声对不起, 先生, 我只是一个青少年
That's when I finally met the girl of my fucking dreams
那时我终于遇见了我梦中的女孩
Ain't no game that I play when it comes to
说到底，我玩的游戏不是没有的
Getting that kitty or that kiss before the night goes
在夜晚过去之前得到那只小猫（kitty女孩）或那个吻
Drive to the store just to buy a fucking mattress
开车去商店只是为了买个该死的床垫
If that can me she gonna end up on my lectures
如果可以的话, 她会结束我的演讲
Back to the story now I'm talking to this girl
回到故事现在我正在和这个女孩说话
Imma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert
我叫她特蕾西，她看起来就像甜点
She noticing that I'm stressing and she asked me what for
她注意到我在紧张，她问我为什么
Then I told her everything and she gave me three fours
然后我把所有的一切都告诉了她，她和我来了三次双人对打
She said where you wanna go
她说你想去哪儿
And I told her I don't know
我告诉她我不知道
Do you got a girlfriend
你有女朋友吗？
That don't really matter though
不过这并不重要
I'm like oh shit thinking about
我好像在他妈的想什么
Where this is gonna go
这将要去哪儿
So I proceed man's never did this shit before
所以我继续, 做这些人从来没有做过的
Back to her place now trying to get my thing up
回到她的地方, 现在试图得到我想要的东西
2AM whiskey dick 80% discount
凌晨2:00的威士忌让dick有了80％的折扣
So I had to go down cruising down to poon town
所以我不得不去兜风到潘镇
Making sure I put the bitches frown upside down
确保我把这些婊子都颠覆了
Getting pretty wet sweat running down her neck
湿漉漉的汗水跑到她的脖子上
Little kitty so cute I wanna keep it as a pet
可爱的小猫咪（kitty 女孩）, 我想把它当作宠物
She so clean man that pussy smell like honeydew zest
她光洁无暇, 小猫（pussy）闻起来像蜜瓜的甘露
Finally getting hard so you know
最后变得很难，所以你知道
What's finna happen next
接下来会发生什么
Ain't no game that I play when it comes to
说到底，我玩的游戏不是没有的
Getting that kitty or that kiss before the night goes
在夜晚过去之前得到那只小猫（kitty女孩）或那个吻
Drive to the store just to buy a fucking mattress
开车去商店只是为了买个该死的床垫
If that can me she gonna end up on my lectures
如果可以的话, 她会结束我的演讲
Struggling to put the jimmy on turning red
挣扎着把吉米变成红色
I feel like a million young
我觉得自己像是有一百万的年轻人
And she getting on top then your boy started feeling hysteria
她快要达到顶点（G点）, 然后你的男孩开始感到歇斯底里
Bump and Grind playing in the stereo
碰撞和研磨在立体声中演奏
And I told her it was my first time
然后我告诉她这是我的第一次
And she told me baby it's fine I don't mind
她说宝贝没关系，我不介意
Then she had my hand in and it was intertwined
然后，她握住了我的手，和它交织在一起
My god it was nothing like what I had in my mind
我的上帝, 我脑子里的一切都不一样了
Now it's time to put it in baby now it's prime time
现在是时候把它放在宝贝那个时期现在才是黄金时段
This is where the fun begun
这是开始真正乐趣的地方
Heard her moan and I feeling like
听到她的呻吟和我的感觉一样
I'm about to fucking cum
我要他吗的兴奋
Heard now
现在听着
Now your boy has got to go and fucking run
现在你的男孩要去tmd加速了
Then I made her jump heard the loudest scream ever
然后我让她跳起来，听到了最响的尖叫声
It was from her fucking mom
这就是他吗的想要的
Called Mike and the team said I need to leave the scene
那个叫迈克和团队说我需要离开现场
He done picked me up
他把我抱起来
Told him about the girl that did the deed
我告诉了他关于这个女孩还有和她发生的事情
Even said her name then he asked if he could take a peek
甚至说出她的名字，然后他问他是否可以偷看一下
Jumped out his fucking seat turns out I fucked his sis
他从他的座位上跳出来原来我f*ck了他的妹妹
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