My Day Off

It's 12 o'clock

Hit snooze one more time on the alarm clock

I'll get up soon

But not right now cause it is only noon

I swear I'll get the chance to, clean my room today

There's something in there scaring girls away

I swear I'll get the chance to, go to the grocery store

The only food left is one can of cream corn

Get out of bed

Head for the shower but turn the TV on instead

And I should go

But it's Boot Camp Week on the Mory Povich Show

I swear I'll get the chance to, go out and mow the lawn

Haven't seen the pink flamingos in so long

I swear I'll get the chance to, change the oil in the truck

It's months overdue now but it's

My Day Off

And I'm not motivated

To do much of anything at all

This is my day

To finally get away

From them all (the mall)

I never got the chance to clean my room

To change the oil or go get food

And the grass it never got cut

So What

My next day off I swear I

Won't just waste away

Like I did today