Tom's Diner (feat. Britney Spears)

I am siting in the morning at the diner on the corner

I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee

And he fills it only halfway and before

I even argue He is looking out the window at somebody coming in

"It is always nice to see you"

say the man behind the counter to the woman who has come in

She is shaking her umbrella

And I look the other way as they are kissing their hellos

I'm pretending not to see them

Instead I pour the milk

I open up the paper

There's a story of a actor

Who has died while he was drinking

It was no one I had heard of

And I'm turning to the horoscope and looking for the funnies

When I'm feeling someone watching me and so I raise my head