Problems

You and me, we're not the same

I am a sinner, you are a saint

When we get to the pearly gates

You'll get the green light

I'll get the old door in the face

Doo, doo, doo

I'm a loser, a disgrace, yeah

I've found love in the strangest place

Tied up and branded, locked in a cage

I say I'm gonna stage a great escape

Let loose and love all

But baby we're out of place

Doo, doo, doo

I'm a loser, a disgrace

You're a beauty, a luminary in my face

I got it all, and not a lot, I got a lot less than a lot

I've got problems, not just the ones that are little

It's those people problems, it's something to consider

When you come for dinner at my place

I seem to find myself with the craziest of dames

They get the ball on me, I do forget the chains

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Some say strange be a stranger's game

Some go to baseball, some go to base and face

What you can't seem to say

Doo, doo, doo

I'm a loser, a disgrace, yeah

You're a beauty

A luminary in my face

I've got a lot, not a lot, I got a lot less than a lot

I've got problems, not just the ones that are little

It's those people problems, it's something to consider

When you come for dinner at my place

I've got problems, not just the ones that are little

It's those people problems, it's something to consider

When you come for dinner at my, something to consider

When you come for dinner at my place