Suitcase Full of Cash

(We just stopped a red G-Wagon drivin' northbound on the wrong side of the 101

Carryin' fourteen suitcases full of fake, unmarked dollar bills)

Bring in those suitcases full of cash

Keep 'em comin'

You can say what you wanna

So much still feels unreal, what a waste

You spend what you gotta

Call the devil, he can put your deal in place

Take more 'til you're bloated

Too much 'til your bank account gets dumped

Check signed, duly noted

Deep pockets but you're still a chump, don't front

We don't care what you earn

Take your money, let it burn

Laugh it off, what a joke

Watch it burnin' up in smoke

In the ditch, in your moat

In your castle, all alone

If you're rich or you're broke

We don't care how much you own

(The suspect's now passin' out Monopoly money on the off-ramp)

Empty out your suitcase

Stack it up 'til it won't shut and it breaks

Tie it up with a shoelace

Fill it up like a piggy bank, don't wait

You can keep what you needed

But how bad do you need that stuff? Don't bluff

I don't think that you cheated

But it's funny 'cause it still don't all add up

We don't care what you earn

Take your money, let it burn

Laugh it off, what a joke

Watch it burnin' up in smoke

In the ditch, in your moat

In your castle, all alone

If you're rich or you're broke

We don't care how much you own

(Take that suitcase full of cash and burn it)

What you savin' for, and what are you becomin'?

Some people are so poor, that all they have is money

People sleepin' on the floor can be happier with nothin'

Some people are so poor, that all they have is money

We don't care what you earn

Take your money, let it burn

Laugh it off, what a joke

Watch it burnin' up in smoke

In the ditch, in your moat

In your castle, all alone

If you're rich or you're broke

We don't care how much you own