SKIT: WAKE UP CALL

[Skit]

It's dark as shit in here

Babe?

Lemme call this girl

Hello?

What happened?

I ****in' hate you

What?

I can't do this shit

What you talkin' 'bout, yo? Where are you it's three in the morning

You're the worst thing that's ever happened to me

Dude, tell me where you at

It doesn't matter where I am, you don't give a **** about me

Babe, look, just tell me where you at, we can talk about this in person

I promise you, we gon' figure it out

I don't think you realize how serious this is

You never do, Chris

We're having a baby and I am terrible mother

You don't deserve a child, you'll definitely ruin her life

What you mean, 'I don't deserve a child'?

You'll never see this baby

I will never see this baby

Baby, what you talkin' 'bout?

I can't live like this, this baby can't live like this

What? Yo

I've always been depressed and alone, Chris

And when I fell in love with you, I felt happy for the first time ever Now, that there's a part of you in me I've never felt more depressed and alone in my entire life

So I've decided to come to the place where I fell in love with you

I want my last memory to be where I was the happiest I've ever been

I know where you at, I'm comin'

Stay on the phone with me 'til I get there, you hear me?

Don't do this shit

I have to, I can't live like this for the rest of my life

Babe, please don't do this, I'm sorry, no, seriously, I ****ed up

You right, I'm sorry for real, just don't do this

I'm already on the PCH

I'm almost there, don't do this

Babe, don't hurt yourself or the baby, please

No, you can't always get what you want

Goodbye, Chris

****

9-1-1, what is your emergency?

See, my girl— oh, shit

Sir? Hello, sir?

I can't hear you, sir

I can't hear you, I'm dispatching emergency services to your location