I Was A Teenage Werewolf

I was a teenage werewolf

Braces on my fangs

I was a teenage werewolf

And no one even said thanks

And no one made me stop

I had a teen-land mind

I had to blow my top

And under teen full moon

No one could make me stop

No one could make me stop

A teenage werewolf

Parallel bars

A teenage girlfriend

Got a lot of scars

Somebody please make me stop

Ohhh please…

You know, I have puberty rights

And I have puberty wrongs

No one understood me

All my teeth were so long

And no one made me stop

A Midwest monster

Of the highest grade

All my teachers thought

It was growing pains, oh no no

Somebody stop this pain, ohhh…