I Feel Sorry For Myself

Stuck in this life, another one's callin'

Life's a game of pool, I hit the 8-ball in

But there's a geyser at the bottom of the corner pocket pushing up

But I rush 'cause maybe pressure just ain't enough

And as I walk past the mirror

Look into my own eyes, I see there's nothing to be scared of

I am a chihuahua that no one need to beware of

I'm equivalent to negative real tough

I'm far too buff, I lifted a million buildings

I killed off a billion villains

And then I woke up

In actuality I'm just about as threatening as a freakin' vegan with cow and beef in between his teeth about his teeth

Nobody give me a reason

To get the trigger squeezin'

(It stopped breathin')

Who am I kidding?

I wouldn't hurt a fly

Who am I kidding?

Ha, I'm scared of flies

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry

I feel sorry

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry

I feel sorry

I feel sorry for myself

By me, the fresh chamber's never written

I twist my jeans at the bottom so people think it's True Religion

My Ed is Harvey Hardy

I never look good at parties

And for myself I feel sorry

My not-matching sock is waving hi to the sun

Because my shoes are like good golf: I got a hole-in-one

My soles are rung, the government still owes me some

I roll with bums. Yeah, man, it's over, son

I got a little sister, and she's annoying as hell

Older brother annoying as hell, bossy as well

Can't you tell?

They'll beat me up and tell me I can't tell

Busted both of my lips, make sure I can't tell

Frozen veggies to my face to reduce the swell

Hitting me so hard I heard the KO bell

For love and happiness, my soul I would sell

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry

I feel sorry

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry

I feel sorry

I feel sorry for myself

The words I use to describe my financial status: "**** happens"

And I know that it shouldn't but it definitely matters

But I still

Stick to these ruins like

Refrigerator magnets, like

Basses and [?], like

Bodies in caskets, why

Did I have to go this route

They say I should have known by now

That life was getting pretty wack

I had to turn it out

So I turned it out

And that's without a doubt

Sitting on top of the pearl shop and look at me know

And out of all my friends I'm the worst dude

Everybody chilling all night, I got a curfew

Maybe you know this

My highest grade in school was probably your lowest

The best day for you was probably my coldest

If you can relate, relate, then go ahead and quote this

Not all the words, just the words, then go ahead and quote this

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry

I feel sorry

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry

I feel sorry

I feel sorry for myself

I feel sorry for myself, I do

I feel sorry for myself, it's true

I feel sorry for myself, I do

I feel sorry for myself, it's true