Wish You Were Beer

I wrote a postcard

To you baby

'Cuz you've been gone a whole lot lately

Bought a twelve pack

Kicked back and thought I'd get a little gone too

Got a new crush

She's a head rush

She's one of a hell of a whole lot more fun

Than your heart that is as cold as this can that I'm holdin' on to

So between me and you

I'm drunk I'm wasted I'm high hell I'm faded

My vision is blurry but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear

Cuz this buzz I've been chasing ain't

As better than my love that you wasted

And if you ever think I wish you were here

No I wish you were beer

She's bubbly she thinks I'm funny

And she sure costs a lot less money

And a party ain't a party 'til she rolls through that door

I ain't hurtin' no more

Yeah I'm drunk I'm wasted I'm high hell I'm faded

My vision is blurry but I hope I'm being perfectly clear

Yeag this buzz I've been chasing

Ain't as better as the love that you wasted

And if you ever think I wish you were here

No I wish you were beer

Y'all listen to this right here now

If you ever get to missing me and wishin' you could come back home

You should know

I'll be super busy tipsy cuz she lets me tap her keg

All night long

I'm drunk I'm wasted I'm high hell I'm faded

My vision's blurry but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear

I wish you were beer

Cuz this bud I've been chasing ain't

As better than the love that you wasted

And if you ever think I wish you were here

Girl if you ever think I wish you were here

If you ever think I wish you were here

No I wish you were beer

Cuz I'm drunk I'm wasted I'm high hell I'm faded

My vision's blurry but I'm hope I'm being perfectly clear

Yeah this buzz I've been chasing

Ain't as better as the love that you wasted

And if you ever think I wish you were here

Oh I wish you were beer