Melrose In The Morning

I drove myself to melrose in the morning

To try to find a gift that you could use

There were vibrating machines

Blow up dolls of angelyne

In between the BVD's and plastic shoes

One block down from pretty

Boys town a sign sits on a stack of holy

Grails screamin' fifteen ninety-eight

Get it now, don't hesitate

In vampire black to match my nails

Heading down melrose in the morning

Heading down melrose in the morning

I was cruisin' down the aisles

Checking out the latest styles

When I discovered a sale on piece of mind

There were books on who to sleep with

What to say and who to eat with

Stars to follow and worries to leave behind

When I laid my credit card on the counter

They double checked my copy mat I D

As I grabbed my bag to go

Only god alone could know

If the picture on the card was really me

I'm tired of LA, everything still looks the same

Heading down melrose in the morning

No matter what I do, all I do is think of you

Heading down melrose in the morning

Soon we'll all smell like calvin, cigarettes, bud and mints

One world, one race, one gender

Just wash your brain and rinse

Just wash your brain and rinse

I'm tired of LA, nothing ever goes my way

Heading down melrose in the morning

No matter what I do, I just wanna sleep with you

Heading down melrose in the morning

I'm gonna leave LA, nothing's gonna get in my way

Heading down melrose in the morning

I'm gonna get over you, if it's the last thing that I do

Heading down melrose in the morning