My Baby Is a Head**** /

"Gee mister you got the best answering machine message

I ever heard"drags me round all day just like a ballon a chain or a tooth pain when

I confess...

I'm just a messdo

I have to take this ******t from you every time

Ilook your way or say "

HEY! it's about timeyou show me yours and

I'll show you mine"and

I hope you can keep that turd eating grin of yoursupon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side'cos no-one likes a rotten roller coaster ride

CHORUS:'cos she's the kind of girl who'll take your heartand leave you feeling worse than you did at the start'cos she's a head******, my baby is a head****** a bygone age engaged in the passion tripa final score was required just to make it worthwhileall the patience and the wasted timefor it seems today the play [did mutate into] a movie scenewhere the aim is to get the best linecra******ng heads for the second time

CHORUS:'cos she's the kind of girl who'll break your mindand make an easy meal of the sensitive kind'cos she's a head******, my baby is a head******(oh no... day tripper, ****** teaser yeah)(doo... wop-wop a-oo...)so a parting word to those young unfortunates whocannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurlsraise a glass to the

Underworld!(doo... wop-wop a...)you can try all week and still keep on waitingit's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation where pearlsend up changing into head****** girls

CHORUS:'cos she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smileand chuck it over there on the rest of the pile'cos she's a head******, my baby is a head****** (x3)head****** me!(head ****** (x10))(...nice knowing...)