Rock Of Ages

Kim and Julie:

You think yr a loser, baby

But you drive all the girls crazy

Yr not a too screwed up punk

Yr a total cali hunk

Yr whole life is disenchanted

Take yr looks from who will grant it

You still follow 'ol blues man

Yr nothing like them friend

Yr great, yr cute, yr smart, yr nice

Lou, 29 Mark, 22

Hey boys, take my advice

Writing songs in yr sleep

John, 29

Stop pretending yr a creep

Trent, 30

You say yr head's like a hole

But your tune has so much soul

You brought about another tour

Don't forget your four by four

Can't buy yr Miss Right

Many girls will spend the night

Stop thinkin' about the ***** who screwed ya

There's a million who would do ya

Yr great, yr cute, yr smart, yr nice

Beck, 24

Hey boys, take my advice

J, 29

You can play guitar like a dream

Page, 35

Perfect knack of all it seems (?)

Steve 29

Acting like a social retard

Can it really be that hard?

Shake their hands and smile

All willin' to bear yr child

State of rock is pathetic

Yr songs are prophetic

Yr a 20th century poet

Come on boy, don't ya know it?