Cold Ethyl

One thing I miss

Is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss

We met last night

Making love by the refrigerator light

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

One thing, no lie

Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie

She's cool in bed

And she ought to be...'cause Ethyl's dead

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come on, Cold Ethyl

Freeze me, babe

One thing, it's true

Cold Ethyl, I am stuck on you

And everything is my way

Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl, Ethyl, let me squeeze you in my arms

Ethyl, Ethyl, come and freeze me with your charms

Come here, Cold Ethyl

What makes you so cold?

Ooh, so cold... ooh...

Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl, Cold, Cold Ethyl

If I live till I'm 97

You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven

Cause you're cool, you're ice

Cold Ethyl, you're my paradise