Twenty Flight Rock

Ooh well I got a girl with a record machine

When it comes to rockin' she's the queen

We love to dance on a Saturday night

All alone where I can hold her tight

But she lives on the twentieth floor uptown

The elevator's broken down

So I walked one two flight three flight four

Five six seven flight eight flight more

Up on the twelfth I started to drag

Fifteenth floor I'm a-ready to sag

Get to the top I'm too tired to rock

When she calls me up on the telephone

Say come on over honey I'm all alone

I said baby you're mighty sweet

But I'm in bed with the achin' feet

This went on for a couple of days

But I couldn't stay away

So I walked one two flight three flight four

Five six seven flight eight flight more

Up on the twelfth I started to drag

Fifteenth floor I'm a-ready to sag

Get to the top I'm too tired to rock

Well they sent to Chicago for repairs

Till it's a-fixed I'm a-usin' the stairs

Hope they hurry up before it's too late

Want my baby too much to wait

All this climbin' is a-gettin' me down

They'll find my corpse draped over a rail

But I climbed one two flight three flight four

Five six seven flight eight flight more

Up on the twelfth I started to drag

Fifteenth floor I'm a-ready to sag

Get to the top I'm too tired to rock