No. 1 Lowest Common Denominator (2015 Remaster)

I wanna see your number 1 lowest common denominator

You're so hot! what choo got?

On the outside i'm a good boy

Let me inside 'cause i'm full of joy

I don't want to shock you but i'm an electric eel

How's that make your denominator feel?

Think i'll surprise her

I can always depend on my great equalizer

I wanna grind, lose your mind

I kissed you once, but will i kiss you again?

Be certain with *** and you'll always have friends

Your glands wanna freak, your hands wanna speak

And your mind slips away at the peak

Recitation (a poem of love)

Time stops - the light goes on

A thundering head and no body

Washed up and woke up on the beach,

Seaside breakfast

A tender egg on white sand

Legs long and tan without a break, even to the neck

Suddenly, simultaneously, an eclipse and a snowfall

Flakes melt instantly on the shoulders like wet silver

Burning little holes all the way to the marrow

Puckered flesh like avocado sags into a green pool

All the birds leave turquoise ruts

Across the velveeta sky

It's time to scream

I wanna be your number 1 lowest common denominator