A Woman's Rant

6 am I'm out of bed

I stumble through the haze

Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my dayOne thing to another

There's no time to stop

I hit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' til I dropI'm taking care of everyone

Oh, my heads in a spin

I tried but I just don't remember signing up for thisBefore I leave the house

I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks

Laptop, cell phone, find my keys,

Feed the dogs before I leave

Everybody's needs are my responsibilityIt sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeahWhy, why, why, why?

When I'm through with this life

I am gonna have a come to Jesus

You can guarantee

When I walk through those pearly gates

I am gonna have a talk with EveThere's so many things that I can't begin to understand

The differences that are between a woman and a man

See woman they do twice the work and get half the payMen they climb the ladder while the women pave the way

They say we are the weaker ***, I'd have to disagree

I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in theseWhy, why, why, why?

When I'm through with this life

I am gonna have a come to Jesus

You can guarantee

When I walk through those pearly gates

I am gonna have a talk with EveBotox, peels, exfoliate

We have the babies, lose the weight

Laundry, dishes, up all night

I try my best to get it rightHusband, kids, work all day

I got PMS and PTA

Find the thing my kid can't find

I need a drink but there's no timeSo many things I have on my list

No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a ...... WITCHWhy, why, why, why?

When I'm through with this life

I am gonna have a come to Jesus

You can guarantee

When I walk through those pearly gates

I am gonna have a talk with EveHa ha ha, what was he thinking?