I've Still Got My Health

I'm always a flop at a top-notch affair

But I've still got my health, so what do

I care?My best ring, alas, is a glass solitaire

But I still got my health, so what do

I care?By fashion and foppery,

I'm never discussed

Attending the opry, my box would be a bust

I never shall have that

Park Avenue aire

But I'm in such health, why should

I care?The hip that

I shake doesn't make people stare

But I got such health, what do

I care?The sight of my props never stops a thoroughfare

But I still got my health, so what do

I care?Your face is your fortune, so some wise men spoke

My face is my fortune, that's why

I'm totally broke

My ship ain't come in, but

I grin while

I bear'Cause

I got my vitamins

A, B, C, D,

E, F, G, H

I still have my

Got no diamonds, got no wealth

I got no men, but

I got my health