The Clap

Last week

Pulled a root

In the back

Of my ute

I was cautious

Double-wrapped

But I still

Got the clap

[Chorus]

I've got the clap

(He's got the clap!)

I've got the clap

(He's got the clap!)

[Verse 2]

So I went

To the clinic

Doctor said

"Mate, you're ****ed!"

Then he told me

What I had

Turns out

I've got the clap

[Chorus]

I've got the clap

(He's got the clap!)

I've got the clap

(He's got the clap!)

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

I've got the clap

(He's got the clap!)

I've got the clap

(He's got the clap!)

I've got the clap

(He's got the clap!)