Pity Party

(Throw yourself a pity party

Show up with a shitty sorry

Might as well invite your friends over here

This'll be the fake event of the year)

Guess it's BYOB

"Bring Your Own Bullshit"

Crying at me

And I thought you pulled the

Same red cups in both of your hands

Say you're all choked up cuz you lost your friends

Ahh...

You've been spreading lies

Committing metaphorical crimes

And ahh...

You want me to sympathize?

Throw yourself a pity party

Show up with a shitty sorry

Might as well invite your friends over here

This'll be the fake event of the year

Penny for your pity party

20 dollar cover story

You want me to pop champagne for your tears?

This'll be the fake event of the year

Ahh... pity party

Throw yourself a

Ahh... pity party

Another weekend, you left me all alone

You said you'd be there

So unreliable

Now you call me drunk and it's 3AM

Say you're all ****ed up 'cuz you scratched your Benz

Ahh...

You've been spreading lies

Committing metaphorical crimes

And ahh...

You want me to sympathize?

Throw yourself a pity party

Show up with a shitty sorry

Might as well invite your friends over here

This'll be the fake event of the year

Penny for your pity party

20 dollar cover story

You want me to pop champagne for your tears?

This'll be the fake event of the year

Ahh... pity party

Throw yourself a

Ahh... pity party

Throw yourself a pity party

Show up with a shitty sorry

Might as well invite your friends over here

This'll be the fake event of the year