歌词
If you weren't born with it
若你天生相貌平平无奇
You can buy a couple ornaments
何不选择花钱改头换面
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
但是孩子 在此之前请仔细听听我的忠告
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it, ha-ha
因为你很快就会厌倦这副面孔
Sexual, hey girl, if you wanna feel sexual
女孩 你若想释放自己的欲望
You can always call up a professional
你可以花钱请一名专业老手
They stick pins in you like a vegetable, ha-ha
他们会让你感受到像植物人般的欢乐
Kids forever, kids forever
永葆青春 容颜永驻
Baby soft skin turns into leather
曾经的柔嫩肌肤最终还是会人老珠黄
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
不用感到惊慌 这只不过我打的一个比方罢了
No one will love you if you're unattractive
倘若不漂亮是没人喜欢你的
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
土豆头夫人请你告诉我
Is it true that pain is beauty?
难道漂亮就必须要承受这皮肉之苦吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?
好看的皮囊真的就是幸福的保证吗
Will a pretty face make it better?
漂亮的脸庞真的会让我更加快乐吗
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
那土豆头先生请你告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?
你又为这场手术花费了多少心血
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
你能发誓和她白头偕老共度一生吗
Even if her face don't stay together
哪怕她好看的脸蛋消纵即逝
(Even if her face don't stay together)
（哪怕她好看的脸蛋消纵即逝）
If you want a little more confidence
若你想要变得更加自信
Potatoes turn to French fries, yeah, it's common sense
平庸的土豆转变成可口的炸薯条 这也情有可原
All you need's a couple more condiments
你只不过是要不断的添加调味剂
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments, ha-ha
还有你口袋里的大把钞票而已
It's such a waste
属实是浪费
When little girls grow into their mother's face
当幼嫩的孩童转变成母亲的容颜
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
但是她们也在效仿如何变成漂亮的面孔
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate, ha-ha
然后抿着嘴 学着她人打扮着 直到咽气
Kids forever, kids forever
永葆青春 容颜永驻
Baby soft skin turns into leather
曾经的柔嫩肌肤最终还是会人老珠黄
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic
不用感到惊慌 这只不过我打的一个比方罢了
No one will love you if you're unattractive
倘若不漂亮是没人喜欢你的
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
土豆头夫人请你告诉我
Is it true that pain is beauty?
难道漂亮就必须要承受这皮肉之苦吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?
好看的皮囊真的就是幸福的权杖吗
Will a pretty face make it better?
漂亮的脸庞真的会让我更加快乐吗
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
那土豆头先生请你告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?
你又为这场手术花费了多少心血
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
你能发誓和她白头偕老共度一生吗
Even if her face don't stay together
哪怕她好看的脸蛋消纵即逝
Stay forever, stay forever
携手到老 永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
哪怕她好看的脸蛋只是昙花一现
Stay forever, stay forever
携手共老 永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
哪怕她好看的脸蛋消纵即逝
Oh, Mrs. Potato Head, tell me
土豆头夫人请你告诉我
Is it true that pain is beauty?
难道漂亮就必须要承受这皮肉之苦吗
Does a new face come with a warranty?
好看的皮囊真的就是幸福的凭证吗
Will a pretty face make it better?
漂亮的脸庞真的会让我更加快乐吗
Oh, Mr. Potato Head, tell me
那土豆头先生请你告诉我
How did you afford her surgery?
你又为这场手术花费了多少心血
Do you swear you'll stay forever?
你能发誓和她白头偕老共度一生吗
Even if her face don't stay together
哪怕她好看的脸蛋只是昙花一现
Stay forever, stay forever
携手共老 永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
哪怕她好看的脸蛋消纵即逝
Stay forever, stay forever
携手到老 永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的容颜只是昙花一现
Stay forever, stay forever
携手共老 永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
哪怕她好看的脸蛋消纵即逝
Stay forever, stay forever
携手到老 永世相伴
Even if her face don't stay together
即使她的容颜只是昙花一现
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