A Nation Of Haircuts

How can you ever stand tall?

God help us all we're a nation of haircuts

How can you ever stand tall in a nation of haircuts

We don't make ships and we don't make cars

But we look real good hanging out in bars

You better never grow old in a nation of haircuts

Or you'll be out in the cold in a nation of haircuts

No point of view in a nation of haircuts

Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

Check your shoes check your hair

Last week's thing

oh dear

And we salute you

All you groovy dudes

Yeah we salute you

You're so ****ing cool

Check you threads, check your cred but you better not smile

Don't move too quick you might spoil your hairstyle

No point of view in a nation of haircuts

Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

Check your shoes check your hair

Looking good yeah

And we salute you

All you groovy dudes

Yeah we salute you

You're so ****ing cool

You got to drink the right drink in a nation of haircuts

You better watch what you think in a nation of haircuts

No point of view in a nation of haircuts

Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts

A nation of haircuts

A nation of haircuts

A nation of haircuts

A nation of haircuts

I said a Keith Richard not a Cliff Richard