Modern Man Intermission

Cock glocked and ready to rock

Can’t shut me up

Rough tough and hard to bluff

Can’t dumb me down

Got no need for coke and speed

Can’t shut me up

Got no urge to binge and purge

Can’t dumb me down

I interface with my database

And my database is in cyberspace

I wear power ties, tell power lies

I take power naps I run victory laps

I read junk mail, I eat junk food

I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports

I’m tireless and I’m wireless

I’m an alpha male on beta blockers

Interactive I’m hyperactive

And from time to time I’m radioactive

I take it slow, I go with the flow

I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride

I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose

I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road

I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, reheated

Pre-screened pre-approved pre-packed post-dated, freeze-dried.

Pre-washed, pre-cooked, reheated

Pre-screened pre-approved pre-packed, post-dated, freezedried

And

I’m hanging in, ain’t no doubt

And I’m hanging tough, Over and out.