Transylvania

Produced by: Left Brain

<Intro>

Left Brain, Wolf Haley

Golf Wang, Free Earl, uh

<Verse 1>

Goddamn I love women

Daydream about ************ being in 'em

Meet them with a big grin with a Mac-10

Rope, katana, and then I skin 'em

All beige suit made out of white women

With the red lipstick, dancing to John Lennon

With the red splattered jeans made out of blue denim

They can catch me in the spot where the sun don’t shine

******* don’t mind me, shake your hiney

The only mother*******ing Wolf here that spit venom

You’re a bad ******* with a real good kitten

And I got the appetite of them fat black women

Wolf Gang in this ******* with a bunch of rats with 'em

Lookin' like the holocaust with Supreme hats with 'em

I am tryna get Miss Piggy by the mother*******ing hairs of her chinny chin chin

Umm, what’s that? The ************ of a black dude

Mad cause his daughter got the swag of a vacuum (aww, ******* it)

I’ll take her to the back room dungeon, fighting and punching

And now the slut is under the *******ing assumption

That I will be *******ing and munching her muffin

************ will be bleeding, but that’s not from the time signature of the month, umm

<Hook>

(It’s because) I’m Dracula *******

Don’t got a problem smacking a *******

Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************

'Til I grab them throats and start smacking them ************s

(It’s because) I’m Dracula *******

Don’t got a problem smacking a *******

Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************s

'Til she decides to take Dracula’s *******

<Verse 2>

Goddamn I love *******

Especially when they only suck ******* and wash dishes

Cook and clean and grant my wishes

And make me and the Wolf Gang sandwitches

Transylvania crypt let's take a, tour

******* try getting through that black trap, door

Keep yelling and working them vocal chords

And that’ll be more of a reason that you'll get slapped up, for

Is that Ford trunk's comfy? (******* you!)

******* me? No, ******* Buffy

That little ******* keeps trying to hunt me

Jumping over gates, what the ******* she want from me?

She keeps sending me garlic

How many times I gotta tell her I’m allergic

(I like your cape) Oh this Bathing Ape cape?

*******, I got it for a bargain at the neighborhood Target

Fangs are sharp and I hope you know

That all I really want from you is that throat

I can’t eat ************ cause I might leave cuts

Then there’s blood on my sheets, but that might be a plus

On the channel, a *******ing animal, leaking like pairs of candles

*******, is it hard to handle?

I don’t want a bride, I just want bone marrow

<Hook>

(It’s because) I’m Dracula *******

Don’t got a problem smacking a *******

Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************

'Til I grab them throats and start smacking them ************s

(It’s because) I’m Dracula *******

Don’t got a problem smacking a *******

Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and ************s

'Til she decides to take Dracula’s *******

<Outro>

Bite her in her *******ing neck, bite her in her *******ing neck

Bottom of the *******ing lake, bottom of the *******ing lake

Call my gang of wolves and bats, call my gang of wolves and bats

It’s a full moon tonight, and these hoes ain’t acting right

It’s because I’m Dracula *******, (swag, swag, swag)

It's because; Left Brain, Wolf Haley, Free Earl, Golf Wang...