Figaro

(MF Doom)

The rest is empty with no brain but the clever nerd

The best emcee with no chain ya ever heard

Take it from the Tech N9ne holder

Dead bent, but don't know their neck shine from Shinola

Everything that glitters ain't fish scale

Lemme think; don't let her faint get Ishmael

A shot of Jack got her back it's not an act stack

Forgot about the cackalack, holla back, clack clack blocka

Villainy, feel him in ya heart chakra chart toppa

Start shit stoppa be a smart shoppa

Shot a cop day around the way 'bout to stay

But who'd a know there's 2 mo' that wonder where the shooter go

'Bout to jet, get him, not a bet, dead 'em

Let 'em spit venom said 'em got a lot of shit with 'em

Let the rhythm hit 'em, it's stronger in the other voice

We makes the joints that make 'em spread 'em butter moist

Man, please. The stage is made of panties

From the age of baby hoochies on to the grannies

Hand me the dough rake, daddy

The flow make her fatty shake, patty cake, patty cake

For fake, if he was Anita Baker's man

He'd take her for her masters, hit it once and shake her hand

On some ol' "thank ya ma'am" an' ghost her

She could mind the toaster if she sign the poster

A whole host of roller coaster riders

Not enough tracks (is it?)

Hot enuff black (for ya)

It's too hot to handle, you got blue sandals

Who shot ya? Ooh got you new spots to vandal?

Do not stand still, boast show skills

Close but no crills, toast for po' ills, post no bills

Coast to coast Joe Shmoes flows ill, go chill

Not supposed to overdose, NoDoz pills

Off pride tikes now talk wide though scar meat

Off sides like how Worf rides with Starfleet

Told ya, on some get-rich shit

As he gets older he gets colder than a witch tit

This is it, make no mistakes

Where my nigga go?

Figaro, Figaro

O's beats and my rhymes attack

A scary act

All black like Miss Mary Mack

Wait 'til you see 'em live on the piano

DOOM sings soprano like uno dos y'ano

My momma told me

Blast him and pass her her glass of Ol' E

Not to be troublesome

But I could sure use a quick shot of double rum

No stick of bubble gum

I like ice cream

We could skip the wedding

Have a nice dream

She only let him stick the head in