Mashin' On The Motorway

He just wanted us to call him 'Captain Da'

He said you can call me 'Da-Da'

Whatever that meant

Out of gas, still burning.

Hey there...

Who me?

Just a friendly neighbourhood speed demon

I'm out to Nascar in a fast car to the last car

'Til there ain't no cars left

Must because I go by

With enough dust flyin around

To make you cry it back down

and choke half near to death

Oh I'm gonna go on your left

Sorry 'bout that

See like you a push the bucket

I like to burn big

Like you I gotta cut all the bull*************t outta my life to live

So I tell 'em move over

This road aint big enough for ya

I'm flyin like Knightrider they tryin' to keep up

with they grandma outside on the side

Maybe their steel belted radials expired

Maybe they're tired

Maybe their odometer needs to be rewired

Or something

******* asshole

My bad

Can you believe some of the drivers they let out here on the road?

See, when the whole things slows down

You're gonna find that clown who's gonna give you a scene

With the chance to take it... now!

Damn, what the ************* are you doing, mother******* asshole - Sorry!

Get off my lane you ******* *************! - I got yours right here buddy

Bite Me

Dude, What the ************* is your problem?

(Spanish shouts) Maldito hijo de puta! - Well get outta the way then!

Move! I'll...catch ya on the rebound!

Goddamn mother******, what the hell are you doing!

So much hostility...

Y'all just keep checking your rear windows

Maybe you'll catch me passing...

Mashed.

Cut em-cut-cut em-cut em-cut em-cut-cut em off

Cut em-cut-cut em-cut em-cut-cut-cut-cut em off

Cut-cut-cut-cut-cut em-cut em-cut em off in the crash