My Sad Christmas Song

Fa lalalala

This is my sad Christmas song

I've had it stuck in my head all day long

I wrote it in the car on my ride home

Cause I knew I'd walk in the door and I'd be alone

Why'd I even put up that ******' tree?

If there's no one here that's gonna see

Just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve

Cause there's no one here next to me

This is my sad Christmas song

So I light another bong

I turn on the radio

I binge watch our favorite shows

This year feels kinda lame

But the last one was the same

But the holiday spirit they say

Is taking off on a plane

This is my sad Christmas song

Fa lalalala

I always thought that Santa was kinda cute

There's something about his beard, big belly and boots

I left Santa more than cookies this year

I thought he might appreciate a few beers

That's why I'm always on the naughty list

He said cause when I get drunk, I'm always showing my ******

He leaned in for a kiss and he got real near

I had to stop Santa and say "My true love ain't here"

This is my sad Christmas song

So I rip another bong

I never been good at making plans

Next year, I'm gonna be with my man

My little sister says I'm the Grinch

But my mom thinks I'm just a ******

Why did you have to go?

We were under the mistletoe

This is my sad Christmas song

Fa lalalala

Fa lalala

Missing you on ******' Christmas, why did you have to go?

Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so

Missing you on ******' Christmas, why did you have to go?

Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas, know I miss you so

Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas

(Fa lalalala

Fa lalala)

Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas

(Fa lalalala

Fa lalala)

Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas

(Fa lalalala

Fa lalala)

Wi******ng you a Merry Christmas