Dr. Greenthumb

Hello I'm dr greenthumb

Have you ever had the problem of running out of w**d

And just can't find some anywhere

Well try my dr greenthumb grow tips

I'll show you how to grow inside and out

From seed to clone and the best homegrown

And if you're afraid of those pesky pork choppers in the sky

No worries well fix them too

With one of our dr greenthumb sizzlean screens

To block the nosy pigs vision

Don't believe me

Just ask one of my many satisfied clients here jed sanders

How well it works

Hyuh hyuh hello mah name is jaid

And ahm a farmer and I've been growin

Mary jah wana fer about twenty years and uhh

Uhh with dr greenthumbs sizzlean screen

I don't hafta point my shotgun

At them pesky porkers no more

Thanks dr green you're tha s**t

Yes dr greenthumbs got it all I guarantee it

Try my book and you'll have the chronic in no time

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Hello my name is dr greenthumb

Id like to tell you just where I'm from

In the hills where the trees grow wild with w**d fields

The *****ing pigs with shields holding the blue steels

Greenhouse effect with the w**d connect

Doctor

Dea can't keep greenthumb in check

Doctor

Hps god bless the whole crop

Please god don't let me see no cops

Trunkload ready to hit the highway

Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way

Or we gonna have big trouble that's no s**t

Can't be growin without no permit

But *****that I study the 215 trip

That way when they come they can suck my d**k

W**d can't grow without attention

Hello my name is dr greenthumb

Hello my name is dr greenthumb

Hello my name is dr greenthumb

Id like to tell you just where I'm from

Hello my name is dr greenthumb

Hello my name is dr greenthumb

Hello my name is dr greenthumb

Id like to tell you just where I'm from

Aiyyo dr greenthumb come on back one time

People can't live without the herb man

If not theyd be drinkin and drivin and swervin

But thanks to dr greenthumb w**d grow

In the backyard or inside with hydro

To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream

Tasty blowin a *****in smokescreen

Cycles of w**d are constantly grown

Somebody give me the razor to cut groves

Id like to stop but it feels so good

Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood

Sticky angel I wanna leave it alone

But never ever ever gotta worry from my home

What that funny sound knockin at the door

Open up its the dea

Sorry greenthumb can't talk no more

Please don't follow me into the sun

Hello my name is dr greenthumb

Chorus 1 2

Out from the lab no need for rehab

If I can't drive then call me a cab

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In my closet the w**d is dried out

Like eiht said ain't no place to hide out

I don't wanna buy no w**d from no cop

Get knocked up and they close up my shop

That's why I buy no w**d from no one

That's why they call me dr greenthumb

The scientifical mystical one

Growin my crops with the rays of the sun

Come one come all and see how its done

If you see the pigs there's no need to run

Cause some of these pigs are down with greenthumb

But you never know what be the outcome

You see the photo in the album

The w**d is growin like my erection

Look I never told you where I was from

Some call me real but I'm dr greenthumb

Dr greenthumb

Doctor your bulova plant needs special tending to

Doctor we need more oxygen we need more co2

Doctor dr greenthumb you're needed

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