Where I Are

[Intro]:

"It's like that y'all (that y'all), like that"

[Chorus] [x2]:

So why they hatin' on Celph Titled?

"I don't know man, I don't know man, I don't know man, I don't know, I don't know" - A Tribe Called Quest 'Oh My God'

"Cause they wanna be where I are, cause they wanna be where I are" - Grand Puba 'I Like It'

[Verse One]:

Star spangled from harsh angles

Bow and arrow arch aimed at your Randy Savage wave cap

Your budget I ate that

I'm the new Pat Sajak

They asked me for a couple letters so my AK spat (multiple)

Hollow head heat seakers at your weak features

Like Data from the Goonies with unique sneakers

I'ma slide past wack **** with highly extensive combat **** on compact disk

Don't worry if I'm burning your album

Cause if I'm burning your album, I'm in the backyard burning the album (oh yeah)

Smokey The Bear will have to choke on a flare

Am I supposed to be scared?

That's like Vin Diesel combing his hair

Ain't happenin' now

No, not, not forever

Not a rapper with a better flow, what-so-ever

All these biters ride my nuts like a road rail

They wish I had seat belts embedded in my coat tails

[Chorus] [x2]:

So why they hatin' on Celph Titled?

"I don't know man, I don't know man, I don't know man, I don't know, I don't know" - A Tribe Called Quest 'Oh My God'

"Cause they wanna be where I are, cause they wanna be where I are" - Grand Puba 'I Like It'

[Verse Two]:

I first appeared on wax in '98 as a young teen

Now I'm stackin' paper, got my thumb green

How many times am I fresh? That's umteen

Get dirty, pull the trigger, but I keep my gun clean

That's sparkly shinin', yeah the glittery bling

Vocals so big, the Pro-Tools need a 50 inch screen

Hardcore rhymes, jazz riffs and loops

I think y'all forgot what rap sounded like didn't you?

Let me remind you of a time way back

When hip hop tracks had hard snares and not lame snaps

Rappers where rappers, drug dealers were dealers

Fans was just fans and the music was just realer

Now it's a clown show

Except these faggots got a **** boy persona instead of the damn clown nose

I laugh at any critic saying my style is too humorous

Cause you're an insecure boy with an abused uterus

[Chorus] [x2]:

So why they hatin' on Celph Titled?

"I don't know man, I don't know man, I don't know man, I don't know, I don't know" - A Tribe Called Quest 'Oh My God'

"Cause they wanna be where I are, cause they wanna be where I are" - Grand Puba 'I Like It'

[Verse Three]:

I get slept on heavily

But I'm an expert with rap whether it be Heavy D or Heather B

I've heard all the beats, all the cuts, all the breaks

All the flow from all the legends in cities, state to state

I'm an ace when I study the science of spit

Respect my skill for the one of a kind that it is

Put behind all the early **** you heard of mine

That was before I flipped and decided it was murder time

I stepped my game up, my cadence is impeccable

Lyrics are out of this world, swagger is incredible

And if you can't see that

Then you're probably a rapper yourself wishin' you could be where I'm at (man)

Don't you herbs notice? You can't disturb my focus

My words are so sick that they leave you with tuberculosis

If your CD has 15 songs, word is born it's about 15 songs too long

"Just give me my ******' phone call."