Ghetto Cowboy

You better count your money

Ghetto cowboy

The name is

Krayzie 'Big

Bad Ass' Bone

Wanted up north for all the gold that

I stoleAlong with some cash

Even took the mayor's daughter

Now, that there's kidnappin', but she was with it, so

I brought her

Then, got myself into a whole heap of trouble

Double-crossed by the law, so there's nobody to run to, yeah

It's just me and my sawed-off shotgun

Outlaw call him

Leather Face,

I'm headed for the

WestHeard they got a couple banks in town that ain't been held up yet

Well, uh,

I oughta make it by sundown

I figure that's enough time for me to get the whole rundown

So, I continue my mission

It's gettin' dark, so

I'm watchin' for them damn

Injuns they like to catch ya, then they rob and split

I be a rootin'-tootin'-shootin' damn fool, protectin' my chips

All of a sudden,

I heard somebody rumble in the bushes

Stop my horse"Whoa, Nellie, who in the bushes?You better speak out or I'm a let my shotgun song sing out"

Who is this?

I hope this ain't the law

Jump out the bushes with my sawed-off shotgun

C'mon out, right now.

I'm gettin' angry

Took a step back, 'cause it could get dangerous

Please don't shoot

It's just me,

Thug Queen, the horse-stealer

Then, why the hell is you hidin'

In them bushes?

I'm wanted in four counties for armed robbery

Killed to two sheriffs, six of his best men want my head

Stole two horses

Thought you was the law, that's why

I jumped in the bushes

Goodness, now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire

But I could use her for the job, so

I told her to ride, c'mon

May I ask you what you headed

To the West for?

I got a partner, got a plan for some dough

And if you're down, you can pick up yourself a pretty penny

Be in town in a minute

Now be sure if you're with it

We out before the sun rise

Gotta stallion for your partner to ride

Hit the saloon for the moonshine

Down for whatever, let's ride, let's ride

These directions say we go to

Tucson, Arizona

When we arrive, we'll cop a place we can bunk

And meet my boy in the mornin'

For details and hook-up

You better count your money

Ghetto cowboy

Rise and shine, good mornin'

Howdy, nine o'clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley

Now, I done came a long way

And I don't wanna be late

Tell him I'll make it to him 'cause you know we ain't

Move out, giddyup, giddyup, giddyup

You better count your money

Ghetto cowboy

I'm peepin'

Krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon

So I assume it'll be trouble around here pretty soon

Glance across the room,

I see this youngster getting ready to fight

But if he mess up the night

I think that

Krayzie just might take his life

So, I approach him, and

I pauseLook, man,

I really don't wanna brawl

But won't you chill before them laws come messin' up this master plan?

Since he already rowdy,

I just asked the man

Hey, you want some work?

Well, partner, put in your bid

And by the way, now what's your name?

They call me

Layzie the

KidThe name's

Powder P, can

I get a twelve gauge?

Outlaw, everyday on the front page

Mister Kid, if you give me the lowdown

Me and Black

Jack be ready for the showdown

With two double-barrels pointed at whatever

We'll stick together,

I'm purty clever

So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon

Because it's all goin' down

I heard a guy run in the bar screamin'

Krayzie's in town

Now when we get to the saloon, you don't worry

Wait outside, and don't be stealin' nobody's damn horses

Step inside the bar

Lay the kid, you son of a gun

Hey, man,

I'm glad you made it safely

Now let's go have some fun

And this my partner

PowderHe's a young gun

HowdyMighty glad to meet ya, son

Oh yeah, you know

I also brought a friend along

Meet Thug

Queen, the horse peddler

Straggler, just met her

Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up

I hope you good at robbin' banks like you rustle that cattle up

Now, y'all, it's gon' be gettin' dark real soon

I think you're right,

I say we move c'mon, let's move out

Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, move out

You better count your money

Ghetto cowboy