Say Man

(Say man)

What's that boy

(I wanna tell you about your girlfriend)

What about my girl

(Well you don't look strong enough)

(To take the message, haha)

I'm strong enough

(I might hurt your feelings)

My feelings already hurt being here with you

(Well a I was walking down the street with your)

(Girl the other day)

Huh, huh

(And the wind was blowing real hard)

Is that right

(And the wind blew her hair into my face)

Uh, huh

(Hee, hee, you know what else happened)

What happened

(The wind blew her hair into her face)

Yeah

(And we went a little further)

(Do you want to hear the rest of it)

I might as well I don't hear that good

(The wind blew her hair in the street)

Hey since you told me about my girl

I'm gonna tell you about yours

I was walking down the street with your girl

(Yes)

I took her home, for a drink you know

(Took her home)

Yeah, just for a drink

(Oh)

But that chick looked so ugly

She had to sneak up on a glass

To get a drink of water

(Hah, hah, hah, hah, ooo)

(You've got a nerve to call somebody ugly)

(Why you so ugly)

(Tell that stork that bought you in the world)

(Ought to be arrested, hee, hee)

That's alright

My mamma didn't have to put a sheet

Over my head so sleep could slip up on me

(Hey looky here)

What's that

(Where you from, hee, hee)

South America

(What's that)

South America

(You don't look like no South American to me)

I'm still from South America

(What part)

South Texas

(Hah, hah, hah, where are your western boots at)

I got em on

(Them ain't no boots you got on)

(They're broke in, Hey looky here)

What's that

(I been trying to figure out what you are)

I already figured out what you is

(What's that)

You that thing that I throw peanuts at

(Hah, hah, yeah, hey looky here)

What's that

(You should be ashamed of yourself)

Why

(Calling people ugly, hee, hee, hee)

I didn't call you ugly

(What'd you say)

I said you was ruined, that's all

(Oh man, you know something)

What

(You look like you been whooped)

(With an ugly stick, hah, hah)

(Man, I ain't got nothing to do with this)

(But I believe you're telling right, hah, ha)