Get the Truck Loaded

We get the truck loaded with some chicken and some sheep

Ket Tackyâs gonna buy himself new tires to his

Jeep I say

Pigs and pork and hay on forks thatâs our melody

On the market weâll be very rich one day youâll see

On the market

I saw grandmaâ

Ruth she offered me a pig

Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig so

I sure was in a hurry so

I threw it in the truck

Then she got very mad and

I said: "Who gives a ------".

Chorus: Get the truck loaded weâve a long way to go

Get the truck rollinâ away from

Idaho Keep the wheels movinâ all the way to

Walnut Grove and

I know and

I know weâre gonna see the money flow.

Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake

He had bought the tires

Bill had made of his gigantic snake he said: "Snakeskin tires!"

They will match up perfect with my boots.

Then Bill came running after him the big fat brute!

Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads

I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle

Fred but the noise he made was awful so

I threw him in the truck

Then he got very mad so

I just kicked him in the back

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