Since God Invented Girls

The mother of invention made it good for me

Tighter in the rear, longer in the seam

Kicked out yards of leather, wrapped around her waist

Trimmed it to perfection and left a little space

Yeah, they got competition now

All across the world

But there ain't been no looking back

Since God invented girls

Now I know what

Brian Wilson meant

Every time

I step outside

I see what

Heaven sent

There may be seven wonders created for this world

But one is all we need since

God invented girls

Higher on the heel, paler than pure cream

Leaner on the sidewalk, cutting through the steam

After claws and feathers he took skin and bone

Shaped it like an hourglass and made the angels moan

Oh, here's a little heat boys

To straighten out them curls

Now there ain't been no angels round

Since God invented girls

Now I know what

Brian Wilson meant

Every time

I step outside

I see what

Heaven sent

There may be seven wonders created for this world

But one is all we need since

God invented girls

Now I know what

Brian Wilson meant

Every time

I step outside

I see what

Heaven sent

There may be seven wonders created for this world

But one is all we need since

God invented girls, since

God invented girls