My Strongest Suit

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Now I believe in looking

Like my time on earth is cooking

Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checked

With some glamour guaranteeing

Every fibre of my being

Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

From your cradle via trousseau

To your death bed you're on view, so

Never compromise accept no substitute

I would rather wear a barrel

Than conservative apparel

Because dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Staying in or hitting townwards,

From the top and working downwards

I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time

Whether wig or hat or turban

Whether clad boudoir or urban

Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime

And a few who are invited

To my wardrobe are delighted

As they wander through my things to find en route

That in negligee or formal

I am anything but normal

Because dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Now you don't need recital

Of the reasons why it's vital

That tonight my trappings will not be subdued

That from coronet to sandal

No one else is worth a candle

That I couldn't make more impact in the nude

So bring me all my finest,

Most audacious, my divinest

Most revealing, most expensive and to boot

Most arresting, most heart-stopping,

Most free-flowing, most eye-popping

Because dress has always been my strongest suit

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (repeat)

Dress has always been

Dress has always been

Dress has always been my strongest suit

My strongest suit

Strongest suit

Strongest suit

Dress has always been my strongest suit

Dress has always been my strongest suit