She's Way Too Cute for Him

I was hangin' with my buddies at the

No-tell Motel bar

Solvin' every problem in the world with a drink and an imitation

Cuban cigar.

When in walked an angel built for sin,

On the arm of somethin' that the cat drug in...

M- hmm, she's way too cute for him.

That boy's gotta have something

But it's nothin'

I can see

Is it a Swiss account? a fancy car?

Or a well-heeled family tree?

Don't wanna get too down on that poor li'l guy who must be

Eddie Van

Halen in a great disguise '

Cause a girl like that can name her who or when

She's way too cute for him

What's he got that

I ain't got?

I'm ready and willin' to learn

Just give me one more shot 'cause like it or not

Right now he's got her!

Is he some kind of surgeon imported from

France? Does he move like

Michael Jackson when she gets him to dance?

Does he sing like

Sinatra? Does he spend like

Trump? What's a queen like that doin' with

Forest Gump?

Does he always take the checker at the

Indy 5? Hold some kind of record as the oldest alive?

Must be CI

A, or have some high powered friends

She's way too cute for him

Somebody give me a clue, help me understand

That girl's way too cute for him!