Hillbilly Nut

I was invited to a Party

cause I was new in Town

I drank up all of their whiskey

I started chasing some woman around

They threw me out of the back door

My head, my hands got cut

Those people, they think I'm a squirrel

But I'm a Hillbilly Nut

I took my Girl to a Dance

The Band was playing Rocking Soul

I asked them if they'd play me a slow one

so me and my Girl could get close

I wanted a song off the jukebox

They act like it never was cut

Those people, they think I'm a squirrel

But I'm a Hillbilly Nut

Today I got a Letter from my Sister

She's asking me when I'll be coming Home

My Mother has said "Settle Down Boy Oh Boy

Cause you come to no good living alone"

Today I found a bar gone Country

and I'm glad cause the door's never shut

Back home, they think I'm a squirrel

But I'm a Hillbilly Nut

You know I'm a Hillbilly Nut