Melon and the Coconut

Melon and the coconut are sittin' on the floor

Coco said to Melly, "I can't do this anymore

Everything we're doin' just feels fuckin' cold

Everything we're shootin', that's just fake B-roll

B-sides, killing time, filler that's all

How did this happen when we were so close?"

"How did this all go so Pete Tong?

When it all started, I thought we would grow old

Living in the city with a baby and a dog

Doing school runs in a four by four

I make pancakes and waffles

I could be a stay at home G.I. Joe"

♪

Melly said to Coco, "I can't do this anymore

One day, you'll see you're fuckin' wrong

Sometimes B-sides are the best songs

Sometimes killing time's very fruitful

I know I can't make you younger"

"I can't stop life movin' onwards

I can't hide you from life's horrors

I'm not makin' you like your father

Too much quinoa and online shopping

Off-White Air Force Ones in boxes

You're a fuckin' coconut, can't even put 'em on

Even if you could you couldn't even pull 'em off"