Eat the Rich

Well I woke up this morning

On the wrong side of the bed

And how I got to thinkin'

About all those things you said

About ordinary people

And how they make you sick

And if callin' names

kicks back on you

Then I hope this does the trick

'Cause I'm sick of your complainin'

About how many bills

And I'm sick of all your *******'

'Bout your poodles and your pills

And I just can't see no humor

About your way of life

And I think I can do more for you

With this here fork and knife

Eat the Rich

there's only one thing

that they're good for

Eat the Rich

take one bite now

come back for more

Eat the Rich

I gotta get this

off my chest

Eat the Rich

take one bite now

spit out the rest

So I called up my head shrinker

And told him what I've done

He said you best go on a diet

Yeah I hope you have some fun

And a don't go burst a bubble

On rich folks who get rude

'Cause you won't get in no trouble

When you eats that kind of food

Now they're smoking up

their junk bonds

And then they go get stiff

And they're dancing

at the yacht club

With Muff and Uncle Biff

But there's one good thing

that happens

When you toss your pearls to swine

Their attitudes may taste like ****

But go real good with wine

Eat the Rich

there's only one thing

that they're good for

Eat the Rich

take one bite now

come back for more

Eat the Rich

I gotta get this

off my chest

Eat the Rich

take one bite now

spit out the rest

Believe in all the good things

That money just can't buy

Then you won't get no bellyache

From eatin' humble pie

I believe in rags to riches

Your inheritance won't last

So take your Grey Poupon my friend

And shove it up your ass!

Eat the Rich

there's only one thing

that they're good for

Eat the Rich

take one bite now

come back for more

Eat the Rich

I gotta get this

off my chest

Eat the Rich

take one bite now

spit out the rest

Eat the Rich

there's only one thing

that they're good for

Eat the Rich

take one bite now

come back for more

Eat the Rich

don't stop me now

I'm goin' crazy

Eat the Rich

that's my idea

of a good time baby